Funny Lettuce T-Shirt, Absurd Surreal Slogan Cotton Tee, Weird Internet Humour Gift

Funny lettuce T-shirt with absurd surreal slogan design. Weird internet humour cotton tee, novelty gift for friends, birthdays or everyday wear.
Funny lettuce T-shirt featuring the ultra-strange phrase Haunted By The Concept Of Lettuce. This absurd surreal slogan tee blends internet-weird humour with a vintage distressed print and sad cartoon lettuce artwork.
Designed for people who enjoy surreal humour, niche internet comedy and conversation-starting clothing. Works as a funny lettuce shirt or statement novelty tee for casual wear, festivals or relaxed social settings.
Popular gift choice for friends, partners or colleagues who like unusual humour and offbeat designs. Ideal for birthdays or general novelty gifting, especially for fans of absurd humour clothing and surreal slogan tees.
Printed on cotton T-shirts using DTG printing for a soft feel and durable finish. Machine wash cool, turn inside out before washing, avoid tumble drying to help maintain print quality.
Available in sizes XS to 4XL. Classic black shirt colour designed to make the cream typography and green lettuce artwork stand out clearly.
Ships from UK. Dispatches within 3–5 working days.
Gift message available; no prices on packing slip.
Highlights

Absurd surreal humour design

Internet-weird novelty slogan style

Soft cotton DTG printed graphic

XS to 4XL inclusive sizing

Conversation-starter novelty clothing

FAQ
Q: How should I wash the T-shirt?
Machine wash cool, inside out. Air dry recommended.
Q: Is the print long lasting?
Yes — DTG print bonds into fabric fibres for durability.
Q: Is sizing unisex?
Yes — standard unisex fit from XS to 4XL.

Q: How long does dispatch take?
Typically 3–5 working days before shipping.
Premium T-shirt made from soft Airlume cotton, a high-quality, comfortable tee.

Fabric: 100% Airlume Ringspun Cotton 

Weight: 145gsm

Fit: Unisex retail fit

Features: Pre-shrunk, side seams, tear-away label

Care: Machine washable