{"product_id":"funny-lettuce-t-shirt-absurd-surreal-03935","title":"Funny Lettuce T-Shirt, Absurd Surreal Slogan Cotton Tee, Weird Internet Humour Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny lettuce T-shirt with absurd surreal slogan design. Weird internet humour cotton tee, novelty gift for friends, birthdays or everyday wear.\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny lettuce T-shirt featuring the ultra-strange phrase Haunted By The Concept Of Lettuce. This absurd surreal slogan tee blends internet-weird humour with a vintage distressed print and sad cartoon lettuce artwork.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for people who enjoy surreal humour, niche internet comedy and conversation-starting clothing. Works as a funny lettuce shirt or statement novelty tee for casual wear, festivals or relaxed social settings.\u003cbr\u003e\nPopular gift choice for friends, partners or colleagues who like unusual humour and offbeat designs. Ideal for birthdays or general novelty gifting, especially for fans of absurd humour clothing and surreal slogan tees.\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on cotton T-shirts using DTG printing for a soft feel and durable finish. Machine wash cool, turn inside out before washing, avoid tumble drying to help maintain print quality.\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable in sizes XS to 4XL. Classic black shirt colour designed to make the cream typography and green lettuce artwork stand out clearly.\u003cbr\u003e\nShips from UK. Dispatches within 3–5 working days.\u003cbr\u003e\nGift message available; no prices on packing slip.\u003cbr\u003e\nHighlights\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsurd surreal humour design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternet-weird novelty slogan style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft cotton DTG printed graphic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eXS to 4XL inclusive sizing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConversation-starter novelty clothing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAQ\u003cbr\u003e\nQ: How should I wash the T-shirt?\u003cbr\u003e\nMachine wash cool, inside out. Air dry recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nQ: Is the print long lasting?\u003cbr\u003e\nYes — DTG print bonds into fabric fibres for durability.\u003cbr\u003e\nQ: Is sizing unisex?\u003cbr\u003e\nYes — standard unisex fit from XS to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: How long does dispatch take?\u003cbr\u003e\nTypically 3–5 working days before shipping.\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium T-shirt made from soft Airlume cotton, a high-quality, comfortable tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFabric: 100% Airlume Ringspun Cotton \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWeight: 145gsm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFit: Unisex retail fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures: Pre-shrunk, side seams, tear-away label\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine washable\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ X-Small","offer_id":53000693711185,"sku":"CV001-BLK-XS","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":53000693743953,"sku":"CV001-BLK-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":53000693776721,"sku":"CV001-BLK-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":53000693809489,"sku":"CV001-BLK-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ X-Large","offer_id":53000693842257,"sku":"CV001-BLK-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":53000693875025,"sku":"CV001-BLK-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":53000693907793,"sku":"CV001-BLK-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":53000693940561,"sku":"CV001-BLK-4XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0966\/8948\/8209\/files\/il_fullxfull.7734245871_tn4d.jpg?v=1770486880","url":"https:\/\/wyrddezigns.com\/products\/funny-lettuce-t-shirt-absurd-surreal-03935","provider":"Wyrd Dezigns","version":"1.0","type":"link"}